This is pasted from messenger with permission from “friend.”

friend says: last night, i had a very wierd pulsing pain

friend says: on the left hand side

kim says: where?

friend says: justright undermy ribcage

kim says: hmm

friend says: it was like really wierd

friend says: its a lil sharp but not unbearable

friend says: it stayed for 30 secs then went away

kim says: could be just a gas bubble making its way through

friend says: and then it cme back later on in the night

friend says: and stayed for 30 secs

friend says: an then in the midle of the night

friend says: i had lots of tea last nite

friend says: i sually dont drink that much

kim says: did you eat something different from usual?

friend says: yea i am on a very heavey protien diet for the last week

kim says: did you eat tomatoes from florida or mexico?

friend says: nooo i had tea before that i usually have less than half a cup

friend says: last nite i had a FULL CUP

friend says: ahahahaah

friend says: i hv given up on toamtoes

friend says: i didn’ even serve any in my barbeque

friend says: i thought aout that

friend says: what does samonella do

kim says: i guess it’s only three types from florida and mexico: roma, plum, and red round

friend says: i am notsure of hte symptoms

friend says: we always bring roma

kim says: i think it makes you barf–a lot

friend says: i was nauseated

friend says: during the evening

friend says: i wanted to throw up

friend says: i dind’t feel good all evening

kim says: well, if you changed your diet to high protein, you body could be saying “hey, wtf are you doing??”

friend says: i felt better in the morning and now its all good an dno pains allday

friend says: cuz be

friend says: all i’ve been eating is chicken

friend says: and beans

friend says: chicken and beans

friend says: THAT’S IT

kim says: i wouldn’t worry unless it happens a lot

friend says: i dont feel a tumor or anything like that

kim says: wait a minute–beans?

friend says: yes

friend says: LOTS AND LOTS OF BEANS

friend says: we had a barbeque

kim says: as in beans, beans, the musical fruit?

friend says: and we cooked beans

friend says: accidentaly the whole pack

friend says: and now we are stuck

friend says: we have been eating beans every nite for the past few dyas

friend says: BOWLS FULL OF BEANS

friend says: the small kidney beans :

kim says: and so you’ve been evah so polite dahhhling, and not farting in front of your spouse or coworkers

friend says: I AM TRYINGGGGGGGGG NOT TO

friend says: BUT MY SPOUSE IS SICK AND TIRED OF ME

friend says: I CAN’T STOP FARTINGGGGGGGGGGG

kim says: oh yeah, your body’s trying to deal with all that gas, so you’re getting gas pains

kim says: lol

friend says: But not to gorss u out. i have always been a MAN in this

kim says: there’s a product called beano

kim says: lmao!

friend says: my hubby just cannotttttttt

friend says: and i cannot stop

friend says: i produce more gas than normal ppl

kim says: if you must eat more beans, take some beano first

friend says: but prob the beans are causing more gas

friend says: the musical fruit

kim says: it’ll break down the sugars in the beans that cause the gas

kim says: BEANO

friend says: AHAHAHAH

friend says: OHHH

kim says: oh, you hadn’t heard that little song before?

kim says: my kids love it! the full version is:

kim says: beans, beans, the musical fruit

kim says: the more you eat, the more you toot

friend says: AHAHAHAAH

friend says: really

kim says: the more you toot, the better you feel

friend says: dude i never heard that

kim says: so let’s eat beans for every meal!

friend says: i was so woried

friend says: it was like a 30 sec pulsating pain

kim says: yeah, that’s gas chickie

friend says: happend 3 times last nite

friend says: i wasa like its time for me to leave the world

friend says: so soon

friend says: and iv been reading about it all dya

kim says: lol, after eating that many beans, i’m surprised the blanket didn’t go airborne!

friend says: tyring to figure out my symptoms

friend says: and all of em end up with cancer

friend says: llol

kim says: you must’ve been trying really hard not to make your hubby sick!

friend says: if it was something bad the pain wudn’t go away right?

kim says: right

kim says: yeah, before you freak, always think about recent changes and how they might be affecting your body

friend says: all the websites are saying pain in the left upper abdomen is uncommon

kim says: google gas pains

friend says: i am like S*I*

kim says: lol!

friend says: lol

friend says: thanks

friend says: i feeel alot better

kim says: http://www.beanogas.com/

friend says: no i dont think i am doin anything for my hubby

friend says: i am doing a favor to my colleges

kim says: lol!

friend says: by not rippping one here

friend says: we have sooooooooo many meetings here

friend says: ITS CRAZINESSS

kim says: omg, i’m lmao!!!

friend says: ok so all beans do that

friend says: even the blackeyed

kim says: i’m just picturing how professional you are and feminine and well dressed, rippin a huge one in a meeting

friend says: AHAHAHA

friend says: OMG. these ppl are like really up class.. its not the laid back env

friend says: it wud be a disaster if i ripped one

kim says: lol

friend says: what does jabbing mean

kim says: jabbing=poking

kim says: like jabbing with a finger or a stick

kim says: or a needle *shudder*

friend says: THAT’SSSSSSSSS EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS

friend says: NOT UN BEARABLE

friend says: BUT SHARP

friend says: AND PULSE KIND OF

kim says: yay! you’re not dying!

friend says: THANK GOD

kim says: i’m sorry, but i’m still LOL!

friend says: heheehe

friend says: we have small cubicles

friend says: so i hv to laugh in my heart

friend says: if someon sees me smiling i’ll hv to explain

kim says: yeah, i’m trying hard to repress it

friend says: so fart is actually called flatus

friend says: that’s a nice word

kim says: but those giggles keep bubbling up…. like gas! whaaaaaaaaahahahhaha!!!

kim says: or flatulence

friend says: I JUST FLATUCED

kim says: LOL!

kim says: omg, i need to go smoke so i can let the giggles out into the free air

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