Dad got no joy riding his motorcycle up and down West Broad trying to find some kind of computer connector dealie (yeah, that’s the technical term). I asked whether he’d tried Radio Shack, and he said that they didn’t have it.

Me: “Radio Shack used to be state-of-the-art, but they don’t seem to keep up these days.”

Dad: “Yeah, now they’re state-of-the-archive.”